Cockblock Magic is strong stuff. Rumor has it that the very essence can seep deep into the earth itself. What horrible effect could this have on the soil? We don’t know for sure but we have been hearing some complaining from The Stitch about having trouble sleeping due to a “strange squeaking sound” coming from the trees. I wonder if those two things are related? Maybe something Faaaaabulous is about to happen.
Cheers,