Our Store is now updated to sell the Spooky Black Cockblocks.
Because the only thing better then then a powerful magic Cockblock is a powerful magic Cockblock with FEAR.
Go get one.
Do not disappoint me you wretches.
A cursed toy with a conflicting purpose. A Cockblock doll can harness mystical powers of positive or negative. Will your Cockblock aid you in finding friendship and love, or plunge you and others into isolation and loneliness?
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The power of the CockBlock can now be yours to control! Get a enchanted Cockblock doll for yourself or a friend at the
Stitchmind Store.
Our Store is now updated to sell the Spooky Black Cockblocks.
Because the only thing better then then a powerful magic Cockblock is a powerful magic Cockblock with FEAR.
Go get one.
Do not disappoint me you wretches.
Stitchmind Artworks is headed to the Alternative press Expo this week which means COCKBLOCKS will be there too!
We got a few of the limited edition Cockblocks left and we got a bunch of artwork. I’m making a limited run of a print from our “No time for Love” series that was on exhibit in the Cockblock artshow earlier this year:
All the fun is at Table 712 so come on down this weekend.
Cheers,
Hello infidels,
It is I, The Stitch. Mighty has been once again harassing me from my busy schedule of despising you all to say he wants more attention on the Facebooks to flaunt his egotistical ways.
So I setup a little giveaway for him. Go to The Cockblock facebook page and look for this image:
Lets put it up for…lets say a month and a half so I don’t have to deal with this for awhile (and get back to my despising). Come Sept 30th I’ll randomly select three people who were smart enough to like AND share this image and I’ll send each of them one a classic white Cockblock Doll.
Well why are you still here? Go ahead and see and get outta my face.
I am very excited to announced that we are going to have a week long special sale on Cockblock Dolls through the amazing site fab.com
Fab is going to have a chicken themed sale for the week and Cockblock is invited. We have a bunch of to be sold through them so now is as good a time as any to pick one up. On top of that we have a special treat. Fab will be selling a very limited number of our special edition Cockblocks including the new Spooky black Cockblock with glow in the dark eyes. This will be the first place you can get this version on the internet so if you had your eyes on a spooky doll you should definitely head on over.
Cheers
Cockblock Dolls are pouring out of the headquarters like a slow unstoppable wave of molasses. I bring pangs of Joy to my hear to see fans and follwers using their Cockblock Dolls to their fullest extent.
We are never complacent however! In our never ending strive for better quality Cockblocking times, We are rolling out a new redesign for the standard white Cockblock.
As you can see the new dolls will feature big cute eyes and a higher quality surface exterior so you can rub you face all over that thang! They also get advanced wing definition and a more “blocky” feel. Mind blowing. With these new dolls, Cockblock magic can be amplified by bazillions!
You can get a new doll at our NEW SHOP! grab one today and join in the Cockblock magic.
Stitchmind Artworks has streamlined their design and now fully intergrates Cockblock into the Stitchmind Webstore. Click on the shopping link above to get your Cockblock stuff.
We have also put up the Cockblock dogtags for online sale.
Lots of colors, lots of style, go buy one so Cockblock stops whining like a baby.
I am getting another new friend! Mighty discovered that the Spooky Cockblock is heading our way.
Spooky Cockblock will possess a pair of CRYPTIC GLOWING EYES and a frightening black coat of… whatever it is we are made of. Also, Of course they have all the same Cockblock doll magics that you have come to know and love.
As with my past Brown brethren (which are all sold out sorry guys) The Stitch has declared Spooky Cockblocks to be LIMITED EDITION. Get them before they are gone.
They will be up for sale starting at Fanime Con 2013 and hopefully on the website shortly after. We will announce them when that happens. Hope you pick one up!
Cheers,
Hello my round-headed comrades. Mighty Cockblock will be coming to Fanime con again this year for great times and anime convention fun. I’m so excited I’m putting on my ANIME EYES!
… Maybe not then.
Once again our evil corporate master Stitchmind Artworks, will be in the Artist Alley. I haven’t gotten the table number yet but check out this map and find us in the main art pool.
Were gonna will have lots of fun new Cockblock goodies and surprises I hear. Including NEW COCKBLOCK Necklaces:
Adorn your sexy chest with the pride of Cockblock! Hope to see you guys there.
Recent recon of the Stitch’s evil laboratory reveals that a new deadly Cockblock with spooooky magics is being concocted. They say its crafted from the finest shadow fibers. I have now idea what is going on over there but stay tuned for announcements. Your ol’ pal detective Mighty will get to the bottom of this frightening mystery.