Hello fools,
It is I, The Stitch. Mighty is out doing stupid adventures for the Thanksgiving holiday, but he sent me back some of Special Cockblocks and asked me to place them in the Shop section to hopefully send them to good homes. He says these Cockblocks are “fed with extra magical CB powers to make them more potent and more amazing”. I just think they are fatter and larger then normal ones.
Here’s a pic of one of them next to a normal doll and a persimmon so you can grasp the size with your primitive shape-deducing mind. More Cockblock means more Love to bask in if you go by Mighty’s stupid ways. Or you can side with me and use your huge Cockblock for its true purpose; Isolating the meek! The choice is up to you but I strongly suggest you take the isolation path…
You can pick them up now in the Store.
