The day has finally come theBig Fat Cockblock is returning from the long darkness.

Long time fans may remember that Big Fat Cockblocks were popping up every now and then as freak Cockblocks occurrences, but these were just due to sizing inconsistencies and a total lack of mathematical skills!

So to keep them in check we said screw it and added their big fat DNA to the Cockblock alchemy. The result are these new and improved Big Fat Cockblock designs.

New Big Fats feature a streamlined design with huge eyes and a mondo size of 10 inches! Our biggest Cockblocks ever! They also come off in a new Black Color featuring pure white eyes as innocent as the fat they are filled with.

Big Fats Cockblocks will be joining the special edition line of Cockblock Dolls and will be up for sale from Stitchmind Artworks in the coming weeks. We are so excited that we are going have them for a special DISCOUNTED PREORDER PRICE so you can make sure you can secure one of these rare fat babes!

Cheers,
Mighty Cockblock

Cockblock essence keeps creeping along like a beautiful ivy bloom of anti-love. Growing and growing until all life is embraced by its magics. Lately they have been growing a lot. Maybe too much perhaps. Better proceed with caution for its that time again! A new Cockblock variant is crashing its way is down and the very soil is shaking with its arrival. Prepare your pants!

I have updated the Store to stock the new Deep Fried Cockblock, The new doll with the cooked features and happy bone.
Go to the store and order one today so I can use the space they are taking for healthier foods.

Regards,
The Stitch

The Cockblock family is reaching new uncharted oils!
Introducing the Deep Fried Cockblock Doll:

Deep Fried Cockblock emerges from the vat of your darkest fears, featuring a new “cooked” bronze color in shiny new skin! Each DeepFried Cockblock also has special wings and most importantly the new protruding bone segment to grasp for those who need to Cockblock with one hand free to use for “other” activities.

Is Cockblock Magic being revolutionary or just running low on ideas? You decide and let me know!

Deep Fried Cockblocks like the others will be joining the limited edition line of special Cockblock Dolls and will be up for sale from Stitchmind Artworks later in the month. You can get one in person starting at FanimeCon 2016 and on the website shortly after. I will announce when that happens.

Add a little crispiness to your Cockblocking and see you soon!

Cheers,
Mighty Cockblock

Sometimes Cockblock Magic can fall out of a pan and into a fire. For many this would be disastrous but for Cocklbock and crew the little hiccups are turned into great big lemonades. Remember whatever happens out there the Cockblock dolls will always try their best and some will survive in this harsh hungry world. Whatever the case we hear a strange crunchy sound in the distance and its coming closer, and all we think is the sizzling question: “Is Cockblock Magic really making the world a better place?”

Cheers,

Cockblock