A cursed toy with a conflicting purpose. A Cockblock doll can harness mystical powers of positive or negative. Will your Cockblock aid you in finding friendship and love, or plunge you and others into isolation and loneliness?
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Today’s journey should be a peaceful one as I travel to northern California’s Muir woods. A magical forest where the trees grow as tall and nature abounds.
The Muir woods is one of the few remaining forests left in California that don’t have a coffee shop built inside them. The forest is a mix between a park and woods and there are lots of hiking trails scattered throughout. Since my little legs (?) can’t go far I will have to take the easy route.
Off we go!
Hello There friends. We got so wrapped up in year end excitement that I forgot to comeback and share with you the rest of my trip at the magical park of Disneyland. Well you are not getting off the hook that easily! I am like your weird Aunt who visits randomly with vacation slides.
This park is very very big. After an exciting meeting with the king mouse I decided to take a quick lunch break and then continue to see the rest of the park’s many features… constant shopping ad scary rides!
No park visit would be complete without overpriced food! This meal set me back a whopping two paychecks. Cockblock money aint lavish yo.
They say that there are some spooky buildings in Disneyland so I went on a wild run through them.
This is that HAUNTED MANSION! It was full of very scary paranormal ghosts! It was scary at first but like everything in Disney they suddenly just broke out into song and dance and thus, like an oblivious boyfriend, completely killed the mood.
Cockblock Magic isn’t the only kind of magic in our decadent world, and lucky for me I get to go to one of the most magical places of all! Disney land!
Disneyland is a theme park built from the outcome of giving a ton of money to some crazy guy who really like fairies and talking animals. I forgot the guy’s name. I think it was something like Watts Doosey. But I could be wrong.
Disneyland is also famous because its one of the cleanest theme parks of all time. How do they keep the place so tidy and vermin-free? With magic of course! Or maybe they has some sort of secret animal barracks where they train stray cats to hunt and kill all the pests in the park… but no that would be silly.
Hello friends today I am going to spend a day at the San Francisco Zoo. An exotic cornucopia of animals. Zoos are wonderful little places to learn and see creatures of the world.
However today I will be visiting the San Francisco Zoo. San Francisco has currently evolved into some sort of technology-smothered future city. Using the city’s magical powers such as “high rent” and “elitism” the growing bastion has successfully managed outcast and destroy all lifeforms that are incapable of working in startups. This includes animals.
The result leaves the zoo and all other non-trendy parks nothing more then a bleak desolate wasteland where the attractions sit and wait for a sliver of attention from the last remaining visitors that still think the animal kingdom is more interesting then their iPads.
But dont worry, Cockblock is here to enjoy the last few bits of this dying park! Let go look at some animals.
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