I have updated the Store to stock the new Deep Fried Cockblock, The new doll with the cooked features and happy bone.
Go to the store and order one today so I can use the space they are taking for healthier foods.
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I have updated the Store to stock the new Deep Fried Cockblock, The new doll with the cooked features and happy bone.
Go to the store and order one today so I can use the space they are taking for healthier foods.
After a long journey and a crazy Kickstarter, Mewshroom has now officially joined the ranks in Cockblock’s entourage! Mewshroom plush are now available in the Stitchmind Shop where you can choose from five different colors to suit your fantastically fun fungus tastes. Learn more about our newest family member at fungapuss.com and visit the store to adopt one today.
Muuu muuu Myuu meuu myyy mueeu myu myu myu myu myuuu muuuuuu! Muuu mueeuyyyu Myuu muu myyy muu myu myu myu myu myuuu muueeeuuuu! Muuu muyyuu Myuu muu myyy myyeeuu myu myu myu myu myuuu muuueeuuu!
Translation:
Hello! Mewshroom is happy but Mewshroom needs help! Mewshroom needs friends to come over to this realm but needs the power of crowdfunding to make friends come! Go to Mewshroom’s special website FUNGAPUSS.COM to learn more about ho to help Mewshroom as well as how to get a Mewshroom of your very own. Mush blessings from Mewshroom!
Oh my oh my! It appears the magical Fungapuss is making its way out of the forest and into our homes! Mewshroom is coming and Cockblock is super excited.
What is a Mewshroom you ask? Well we don’t know exactly… They are friendly but they are dangerous. They like people but maybe they eat them too! So we are not sure what they are but one thing we do know for sure is that Cockblock and Mewshroom are gonna be BEST FRIENDS 4EVA!
As we discover more interesting things about Mewshroom we will post it up on our website and share the new knowledge. In the meantime Mewshroom is getting ready to make a grand entrance so stay alert!
There is something different in the air. Something strange and squishy… It seems like Cockblock Magic but this one seems different somehow. Something ferocious yet musty if out there, maybe in the forest? Cockblock and the gang will go out exploring and find out whats up. Stay tuned for our report.
Another year another adventure. Cockblock and Stitchmind will once again be showing off their newest fetishes and snake oils at Fanimecon 2016.
Fanimecon is northern California’s most bad-ass anime convention. Cockblock and Anime go together like banana splits and mayonnaise! As artsy fartsy folk, we will be right in the heart of the most creative section THE DREADED ARTIST ALLEY.
As always we will have loads of art and goodies. From items with discount prices to whole whopping freebies as well some exclusive stuff you can only get when our vending is out and about.
It will also be a time showcase New Stitchmind art but more importantly the chance to grab the new limited edition Deep Fried Cockblock Doll!
We are super excited! So sharpen your and gunblade, put on your best school uniform and come say hello!
The Cockblock family is reaching new uncharted oils!
Introducing the Deep Fried Cockblock Doll:
Deep Fried Cockblock emerges from the vat of your darkest fears, featuring a new “cooked” bronze color in shiny new skin! Each DeepFried Cockblock also has special wings and most importantly the new protruding bone segment to grasp for those who need to Cockblock with one hand free to use for “other” activities.
Is Cockblock Magic being revolutionary or just running low on ideas? You decide and let me know!
Deep Fried Cockblocks like the others will be joining the limited edition line of special Cockblock Dolls and will be up for sale from Stitchmind Artworks later in the month. You can get one in person starting at FanimeCon 2016 and on the website shortly after. I will announce when that happens.
Add a little crispiness to your Cockblocking and see you soon!
Sometimes Cockblock Magic can fall out of a pan and into a fire. For many this would be disastrous but for Cocklbock and crew the little hiccups are turned into great big lemonades. Remember whatever happens out there the Cockblock dolls will always try their best and some will survive in this harsh hungry world. Whatever the case we hear a strange crunchy sound in the distance and its coming closer, and all we think is the sizzling question: “Is Cockblock Magic really making the world a better place?”
Cheers,
Time for some fun in the jolly streets of Ireland!
Hello friends. It is a chilly winter day and I have found my way to the magical green realm of Ireland. The land of luck, charms, and a lot of rocks and grass.
Today we will be making our way into the city of Dublin, the capital of this land of ire.
Like most European places, things are different then my homeland of the ‘muricas. For instance the roads to town are paved in stone and brick unlike the roads we have made of cheese and fried dough. (I may be mixing up America with a carnival, but I doubt anyone will spot the difference).
The tracks lead right into Dublin. Lots of old buildings stand with majestic history.
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Cockblock is celebrating the Holiday of LOVE! Does your Cockblock Doll stand for or against the dreaded Valentines!? Now until Feb 14th get 20% off a Classic Cockblock doll. Go on!
Sale $20! Get one at the Store now!
Give the gift that special someone truly needs deep down inside.