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Something Spooooky is Out There
May 3, 2013 · CATEGORY: Announcements · BY:

Recent recon of the Stitch’s evil laboratory reveals that a new deadly Cockblock with spooooky magics is being concocted. They say its crafted from the finest shadow fibers. I have now idea what is going on over there but stay tuned for announcements. Your ol’ pal detective Mighty will get to the bottom of this frightening mystery.

Mighty Cockblock


A Fat Cockblock has appeared.
November 20, 2012 · CATEGORY: Announcements · BY:

Hello fools,

It is I, The Stitch. Mighty is out doing stupid adventures for the Thanksgiving holiday, but he sent me back some of Special Cockblocks and asked me to place them in the Shop section to hopefully send them to good homes. He says these Cockblocks are “fed with extra magical CB powers to make them more potent and more amazing”. I just think they are fatter and larger then normal ones.


Here’s a pic of one of them next to a normal doll and a persimmon so you can grasp the size with your primitive shape-deducing mind. More Cockblock means more Love to bask in if you go by Mighty’s stupid ways. Or you can side with me and use your huge Cockblock for its true purpose; Isolating the meek! The choice is up to you but I strongly suggest you take the isolation path…


You can pick them up now in the Store.

Regards,
The Stitch


Brown Cockblocks are now available
June 8, 2012 · CATEGORY: Announcements · BY:


I updated the online store to sell Brown Cockblocks. You ingrates better pick one up because we only have a few and you all need more Cockblocking in your life.

Regards,
The Stitch


The Brown Cockblock is Coming.
May 20, 2012 · CATEGORY: Announcements · BY:

Hello all, Cockblock here and we have a special announcement. I have a new friend the Brown Cockblock!

These dolls are just as powerful as my lighter colored comrades but they sport a stylish brown plume instead. I am excited to be joined by my new brethren but to my dismay it wont be forever. The Stitch has told me that Brown Cockblocks are LIMITED EDITION and only one hundred of them have been made before he ran out of mana.

They will be up for sale starting at Fanime Con and hopefully on the website shortly after. I will announce them when that happens. Hope you pick one up!

Happy Cockblocking,
Cockblock


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